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Monthly Archives: May 2010

Published

I am a published author!  Thank you very much!  I have been published in Urban Dictionary. (Hey it’s published AND on the Internet so it’s legit!)  I don’t make the rules, I just conform to them. Everyone of them. Always.

The word published is ACTORNAUT. http://bit.ly/aBkOx6 

It has to do with believing in the moon landing or not. I am part of the 20% of the population that does NOT.  So 20% of you will agree with this and the rest of you are going to put your trust in three major entities.  You trust:

 the government (STRIKE ONE!)

Big Business (STRIKE TWO!)

and the media (STRIKE THREE!)

So 80%, keep on believing it REAL cheese you’re getting from Uncle Sam as you live under a bridge because the bank won’t work with you on refinancing the house they shouldn’t have sold you in the first place.  But don’t worry. The MEDIA will let you know living under a bridge is the “IN” thing to do!