Even if you are not a basketball fan, or even if you know nothing about basketball, you can still prticipate in the watercooler conversations about March Madness this year. Just chime in, knodding your ahead knowingly, with the phrase:

“Gotta hit your free throws.”

If that one has been mentioned, don’t dispare. Use the phrase:

“Gotta make your THREES.”

Your co-workers will think you’re a scholar of the game.

Bonus points for saying

“I’ve had it with Dicky V.”

Don’t worry about who he is. They’ll know. They’ll know.